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June 19, 2015
Best of the Net Nominated 2015 - Thank You For Swallowing
I heard about this chickwho would go to the grocery storeand find the largest cucumber she could find.
Have you seen cucumbers lately?
Anyway,she’d take it home, rub Vaseline all over itand then strip downget on all foursand back her ass up on that cucumber until it wasnear broken;consumed by hungry vagina.
Then she’d have a salad,garnished with cucumber.
I figure there’s a fine line betweenrelishing the cucumber… and relishing it.
I figure there’s a fine line between brilliantand being moved.
About the same level of consumption,I guess.
*in response to Fucking The Gap by T.L. Burns published in Rattle
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